Womb with a View
Ladies, are you tired of having babies the old fashioned way? Tired of morning sickness, maternity leaves, weight gain, and unsightly stretch marks? Why wait 9 months to hand off your baby to a nanny when you can start at conception?
Now there’s a better way…Outsource your baby birthing to India!
It’s a widely known fact that there’s no job that an American can do that can’t be done better and dirt cheap by an Indian.
But how does it work? Here at WombRentals, we pride ourselves for having the roomiest, highest quality uteruses out there. We’ve equipped our wombs with a state of the art nutrition and child development system. And here at WombRentals, we have the highest baby satisfaction rate of any womb-for-rent service, so satisfied in fact, that many babies don’t want to leave. And for as little as $450/month, we’ll do all the hard work for you.
Here’s how it works:
1) Combine egg and sperm
2) Wait for miracle of life
3) Insert embryo into our proprietary patent pending receptacles
4) Wait 9 months, remove baby from receptacle, clean thoroughly
5) Meet your new bundle of joy!
Benefits:
o No more stretch marks
o Enjoy smoking and alcoholic beverages
o No more pesky mother/child bonding
o Accelerate your family planning with the “Family Pack”
Packages: (Starting at only $4000)
o Single baby package: 9 months of incubation, 1 guaranteed bouncing baby.
o Family Pack: 2 or more receptacles work in parallel to provide you with a ready made family. Special of the month: order two babies, get a third one free.
o Sweat Shop in a Box: If you’re looking for a turnkey solution to your child labor needs, then this is the package for you. Each sweatshop-in-a-box comes complete with 10 tiny handed workers bred from our best worker stock. Ready to work in just a few short years. Perfect for farms, factories, and chimney sweeping.
EK
Surrogate, Pregnancy, Outsourcing, India, Baby, Womb Rental
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