Blackest Substance Discovered

Carbon NanotubesScientists have discovered a substance that is 30 times darker than the previous record holder. Constructed from sheets of carbon nanotubes, this material, known as ajayanite, traps virtually all light that touches it. This discovery will have useful applications in the fields of electronics and solar energy.Shaft

When asked for a comment, previous record holder Shaft replied: “That’s some cold shit, just throwing me out like that. Everyone knows Shaft is the biggest, baddest, blackest substance in the known universe. I demand a black-off”

When confronted with this challenge, the sheet of ajayanite replied: “Back off motherfucker, you steppin’ on my dick.”

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February 22, 2008 | By: evilkarl | Filed Under General, Humor, News 

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