Dead Celebrity Action Figures
This week, Mattel released Joker action figures from the upcoming Batman flick The Dark Knight featuring recently deceased actor Heath Ledger. Released a mere week after Ledger’s funeral, 
both Mattel and Ledger’s family deny they’re exploiting Heath’s untimely death for profit. Despite this claim, experts believe these figures will be hot collectibles.
It’s in this same entrepreneurial spirit that EvilKarl.com releases its own line of dead celebrity action figures:
- Elvis Presley Dead-on-a-Toilet collector’s edition
- Marilyn Monroe Drug Barbiturate Overdose play set
- Tupac Shakur Drive-by Shooting action figure
- Steve Irwin, Oh Crikey! I just got stung by a stingr…action figure
- Lady Diana paparazzi crash scene (includes tierra, drunk chauffeur)
- Michael Hutchence autoerotic asphyxiation play set (includes belt, no clothing)
- Kurt Cobain action figure complete with and shotgun and skull fragments
- John F. Kennedy Jr can’t fly worth shit play set (wife and sister-in-law sold separately)
- Sharon Tate mass murder crime scene (Complete with police tape, authentic stab wounds, dead fetus)
- Britney Spears Untimely Death action figure (Comes with several possible accessories, drug overdose, wrecked Mercedes, razor blade) Buy it before it’s gone!
Heath Ledger, Britney Spears, Lady Diana, Celebrity, Death, Batman, Action Figure
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