Ralph Nader to Cock Block Democrats in ‘08
In a surprise announcement, 74 year old political activist Ralph Nader revealed his plans to once again cock block the Democratic candidate in the 2008 United States Presidential Election.
In a brief statement from Nader, “Ever since Perot did it to the Republicans in ‘92, I’ve made it my life’s dream to spoil not one, but two US Presidential elections. It’s with this goal that I proudly announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America.”
Many believe that it was Nader’s 2000 candidacy that ultimately handed the 2000 election to President George W. Bush. However, since the 2000 election, Ralph seems to have lost some of his spoiling mojo, garnering only 0.3% of votes in the 2004 race.
Says Nader, “I first got into politics to make a difference with consumer rights and the environment, but along the way, I discovered that presidential cock blocking is just plain fun. I mean, you have no idea what kind of rush it is - I still get a boner every time I see Al Gore on television. ”
When asked if he has any reservations, considering the impact of his last success, Nader replied: “God no. You haven’t lived until you’ve spoiled at least one major US election, and I don’t want to die without experiencing that rush one more time.”
Ralph Nader, Election, Spoiler, President, Al Gore, Politics, Democrat
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