Chelsea Clinton Deployed to Afghanistan
In a surprise announcement today, the Clinton Campaign revealed that Chelsea would be deployed to the front lines in Afghanistan, as part of the
Marine 24th Expeditionary Unit. The primary mission of the Unit’s 2200 troops is to confront Taliban insurgents and help to train Afghan soldiers. This deployment is scheduled for 7 months, giving Chelsea time plenty of time to get back for the November election.
In an amazing coincidence it was revealed earlier today that Prince Harry has been deployed in Afghanistan since December. The public reaction to this news has been very positive.
Opponents claim this a stunt by the Clinton Campaign to rally support in crucial upcoming Texas and Ohio elections. When asked about this accusations, Hillary responded furiously, “How dare you think that I’d exploit my daughter Chelsea for political gain. It’s always been Chelsea’s dream to fight for her country.”
Hillary had a similar reaction in early February when accused of pimping Chelsea for political gain.
In a brief press release from Chelsea, “Ever since the towers fell, it’s been my dream to fight for America. I’m honored to have this opportunity. I’m gonna go in and tear up some Taliban ass. Semper Fi, Do or Die! Oorah!”
Clinton, Chelsea, Prince Harry, Afghanistan, Election, Politics, Hillary
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