Desperate Hillary makes bid for Republican Ticket
Desperate at her faltering bid for the Presidency, Hillary threw her hat in the ring on Tuesday for the Republican Vice Presidential nomination. Said Hillary Clinton, “Before Republicans dismiss this as a some sort of conspiracy, they should hear me out. A bunch of stiff old white Republicans can’t effectively attack Barak without being accused of racism. That is where I come in. I can pull the woman card when the going gets tough, and since I’m married to a black man, I’m also immune to the race card.
Hillary continued, “In a show of good faith, I’ve already endorsed McCain for President, aired a textbook Republican fear mongering ad, accepted money from special interests, and even tried to start a smear campaign. Heck, I’ve been your secret weapon against Democrats all along.”
When asked her reasons for making this move, the candidate replied, “Bill and I miss the White House, and if, for any reason, Senator McCain cannot fulfill his duties as President of the United States, we’d be honored to step in and help”.
Update: Wednesday, March 5, 2008:
After winning elections in Texas, Ohio, and Rhode Island, a rejuvenated Clinton retracted her bid for the Republican ticket. Clinton declared, “Fuck the Vice Presidency, I’ll see you in November old man!”
Democrats, Election, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Nomination, Republicans, Vice President
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