Bill Gates, Twin Galaxies refuse to certify Buffet’s ‘High Score’
REDMOND, Washington - It was recently revealed in Forbes Magazine that Warren Buffet has surpassed a record that Bill Gates has held for 13 years. In a controversial move, however, record certification authority Twin Galaxies has refused to recognize Buffet’s achievement.
Conspiracy theorists believe that Twin Galaxies referee Walter Day acted on the direct orders of previous record holder Bill Gates, calling into question the integrity of the game record keeping industry.
When asked to comment on the matter, recognized champion Bill ‘Perfect Score’ Gates responded, “I had nothing to do with the Twin Galaxies decision. I’m all for competition, but I’ve never heard of this guy Warren Buffet. If he wants to challenge my record, he has to do it live, in an approved venue, and have it witnessed by Twin Galaxies official Walter Day.
When asked for comment, Buffet responded, “Aw shucks, I’m not going to give up. I’ll do whatever it takes to beat the record fair and square.”
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