‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ Starlet drops out of sequel ‘2 Girls 1 Large Gravy Boat’

1 CupSÃO PAULO, Brazil - In a surprising announcement today, Juliana Verga, the star of the original Internet film sensation 2 Girls 1 Cup has dropped out of talks to reprise her role in the upcoming sequel 2 Girls 1 Large Gravy Boat. The following statement was released through Verga’s publicist, “Juliana’s current schedule makes it impossible to star in the upcoming sequel. Miss Verga, a serious method actor, spent months getting into character for the original, and worried about not having the same amount of time to properly prepare for the sequel. This decision was completely amicable, and the Juliana looks forward to working with Marco [Fiorito] on future projects.”

In a later interview, Juliana gave the following comment,”I felt that the new screenplay strayed too far from the artistic vision of the original. While reading the new script, I kept asking myself, ‘What is my character’s motivation for drinking pee and vomit from a gravy boat? When I was eating a poo milkshake in the original film, I knew that it was a postmodern critique of feminism. When I was being showered by a vomit waterfall, I knew that I was symbolically cleansing myself of the sins of capitalism. This new film just seemed empty to me.”

In other news, Verga’s costar Larissa Lopes announced that she had just finalized her contract for the sequel citing a need for food and crack money.

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March 13, 2008 | By: evilkarl | Filed Under Humor 

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4 Responses to “‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ Starlet drops out of sequel ‘2 Girls 1 Large Gravy Boat’”

  1. keith west on April 14th, 2008 3:06 am

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    Thanks. Just know that I made up all the names with the exception of Marco Fiorito.

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