Eiffel Tower spices up anniversary with giant French Tickler
PARIS, France - After a 120 years of gracing the Parisian skyline, the Eiffel Tower has decided to celebrate its anniversary with the city of Paris by adding a giant French tickler to the end of its shaft, effectively doubling the size of its “observation deck“.
Said the Eiffel Tower, “After all these years, I realized my affair with ze City was in a rut. It’s not easy for 120 year old structure to keep the spark in his relationship, no? In ze old days, my size and stiffness alone used to be enough to make ze City squeal with delight, sometimes two or three Cities at a time if you know what I mean. Lately, however, it’s not been enough, but with my new anniversaire surprise, ze City will surely go ooh la la once more.”
When asked why he chose the French tickler, the Tower replied, “I considered a beret or giant cock ring, but those seemed cliché. I ultimately felt a French tickler would add ze most joi de vivre.”
When asked to comment on its upcoming anniversary, Paris replied, “The two of us have been together for a long, long time. Our relationship lately has turned a bit stale. I don’t know what surprise the Tour Eiffel has in store for the big night, but I hope it’ll reignite the spark we once shared.”
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Fortunately this extension was only an internet rumour according to La Societe d’Exploitation de la Tour Eiffel.
Read here:
http://archinect.com/news/article.php?id=73261_0_24_0_C
http://design.blogsociale.it/2008/03/31/la-tour-eiffel-oggetto-di-un-pesce-daprile-anticipato/
Well, it was a fun rumor while it lasted. I actually liked the idea of shaking things up a bit.