We’ll see your black candidate, and raise you a black female candidate
Washington D.C. - Faced with Hillary’s sliding poll numbers, and Barak Obama’s increasingly inevitable Democratic party nomination, Republican sources today floated the possibility of offering the Republican Vice Presidential slot to Secretary of State and black female Condoleezza Rice.
Said the source, “Dr. Rice has the perfect qualifications to run against either Barak or Clinton. She has years of verifiable foreign policy experience, she is a distinguished professor, and she combines the best of both worlds: she’s black AND a woman. How can the Democrats compete with that?”
When asked about Condi for Vice President, an high level official from the McCain camp responded, “Senator McCain could easily beat Hillary by himself. Outside of her core supporter group, who doesn’t hate her. To run against Barak, however, we need a secret weapon. With a McCain/Rice ticket you can quench your white liberal guilt while still fulfilling your crazy-old-man warmongering needs.”
Analysts believe that a McCain/Rice ticket could prover popular with independents. Independent Philadelphia voter Carleen Wakowski stated,”I really like John McCain, but Barak’s so inspiring. However, with with equally inspiring Condi on the ticket, I can definitely see myself voting for McCain. And with McCain being such an old candidate [McCain is 73], Condi could actually serve as President someday.”
When asked what the Republican contingency plan is should Dr. Rice decline the nomination, the unnamed Republican source responded, “We’re looking for a cross between a Latino and an Eskimo.”
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